This was a fuckin’ simple cake I made for my father. He has diabeetus and he likes Star Wars.
Why Da Butt Cake?
A professor wrote “Is that da-butt” on a biological psychology quiz in reference to a perfect rendition of a brain I drew. Obviously, he is obsessed with ass, so I knew the only way to make him pay attention to a cake was to form it into the perfect tush and make it asstastic!
Constructing Da Butt
Making da butt cake was fuckin’ easy!
However, the ass cheeks just weren’t round enough. I used the top part of another cake to make nice, rounded ass cheeks.
Then, all that is left is to ice the perfect ass cake.
Ever do something you fuckin’ regretted the shit out of at a party in front of a bunch of assholes? Well, that was fuckin’ stupid of you. This cake summarizes what may have been the best moment of two dudes’ lives.
I lied. There were actually three dudes involved. They all took turns tongue-kissing each other to to horror or enjoyment of the crowd.
If you think this is strange, please keep in mind, the most-fucked up cake I’ve ever created was for for one dude involved in this fun life event.