About This Shit

Fucktacular History

At the end of 2012, a friend shared this with me. I was inspired to make horribly inappropriate cakes or at least amusing, creative cakes (or at least just cakes). I declared 2013 “The Year of Cakes (AKA: That Time We all Got Diabetes)” and immediately set out making cakes for people.

A couple of friends suggested I start a blog with my cakes. I don’t read blogs, but I thought this could be a fun way to share my infinite creativity with the entire, God-damned world. You’re fuckin’ welcome, World.

Since it’s conception, I decided that I would make whatever kind of dessert I want to, and not limit myself to cakes.

Little known fact: Women who haven’t had babies can squeeze sprinkles out of their tits. Women are pretty awesome like that.Writing “fuck” on cupcakes was just a dream until now.

Vegan Baking is the Bestest Baking

When I started this blog, I was not a fuckin’ vegan. However, I made a chocolate cake for a vegan and even the non-vegans thought it was fucktacular. This was my first exposure to veganism and vegan baking, and I was surprised that vegan baking could be as delicious, if not more so, than non-vegan baking. The reaction from the consumers of my cake was encouraging, so I continued making vegan stuff. I might say horrible things, but I like to share my shit and more people could share in the diabetes when I eliminated ingredients that people have allergies or moral objections to.

While I was making a lot of my baked goods vegan, I was not vegan myself, nor was I planning to be. One day I watched Earthlings, and decided right then and there that I would try my best to help animals by not consuming them in the future. I realize most people who watch this documentary on animal suffering probably won’t make the change to vegan, I still encourage non-vegans to watch it to at least know a little bit more about where their nasty-ass food comes from. Vegan food is clean as fuck.

Life motto, and also sticker in my Etsy shop.

The Foul-Mouthed Baker Bio

I currently live in the Austin, Tejas area with my four cats. I went to school for a long time and got a PhD. Or as I tell my cats: “Many learnings I haz.” I have a pretty awesome job as a researcher-type, and this blog is a fun side gig.

That’s what I call myself.

Fucktacular Banner Artist

Jessica Castillo made the fucktacular banner you see above. Check out her work! She is available for freelance work.

Amazon Associates

I have links to some ingredients on my site that will bring you to Amazon. These are links to actual products I’ve bought and used in the recipes, so I know they work and can suggest them to you with a free conscious. If you buy an item that is linked from this site, I get a tiny amount of money and you can feel good knowing how fuckin’ amazing you are to give me a quarter.