<Insert long-ass story about these peanut butter bars curing my cockatoo’s cancer AND my grandfather’s erectile dysfunction.>
You are going to want to eat this fucktacular shit everyday damn day!
The Shit Needed:
- 1 16oz jar of peanut butter (no added sugar or oil)
- 1/4 cup liquid sweetener (maple syrup, agave, or I use VitaFiber
)
- 1/2 cup coconut flour
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 cup vegan chocolate chips (OR 1 cup of baking chocolate and 1/3 cup of sweetener to make this shit sugar-free)
)How to Make This Shit:
- Mix 1 cup of peanut butter, the sweetener, vanilla, and the coconut flour until thoroughly combined.
- Press that shit in an 8×8 inch pan, preferably with some waxed paper so it comes out easy.
- Then put that shit in the fridge.
Bear is displeased with this pitiful offering.
4. Now melt the chocolate chips, or baking chocolate and sweetener (I use xylitol) with the remaining peanut butter (about half a cup) until that shit is smooth.
Melt that shit!
Keep melting that shit!
You’re not done yet, fucker!
This shit still isn’t smooth.
It could be a little fuckin’ smoother.
Not yet, shithead.
Now it’s finally melted and smooth as fuck.
5. Pour the melted chocolate over your peanut butter layer.
Artfully pour the melted chocolate over your peanut butter layer.
6. Put that shit in the fridge for a couple of hours until it is set, and then cut that shit into squares.
A mother fuckin’ tower of peanut butter bars!
Tower of peanut butter bars to offer the sleeping cat.
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The Foul-Mouthed Baker 
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