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Da Butt

3 Jul

Why Da Butt Cake?

A professor wrote “Is that da-butt” on a biological psychology quiz in reference to a perfect rendition of a brain I drew. Obviously, he is obsessed with ass, so I knew the only way to make him pay attention to a cake was to form it into the perfect tush and make it asstastic!

Probably the best picture of a brain you've ever seen. Yes, I allow people to use this image for free, but for educational purposes only.

Probably the best picture of a brain you’ve ever seen. Yes, I allow people to use this image for free, but for educational purposes only.

Constructing Da Butt

Making da butt cake was fuckin’ easy!

This cake is a tribute to Dr. Seuss: 1 Cheek, 2 Cheeks, Iced Cheeks, Diabeetus Cheeks.

This cake is a tribute to Dr. Seuss: 1 Cheek, 2 Cheeks, Iced Cheeks, Diabeetus Cheeks.

However, the ass cheeks just weren’t round enough. I used the top part of another cake to make nice, rounded ass cheeks.

Ain't no one want no flat ass cake.

Ain’t no one want no flat ass cake.

Then, all that is left is to ice the perfect ass cake.

Don't you just want to smack it with an open palm and then pinch it a bit?

Don’t you just want to smack it with an open palm and then pinch it a bit?

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Valentine’s Day is for Tip Touching

13 Feb

This Valentine’s Day bake some fuckin’ cookies because diabeetus hearts everyone.

Jeebus fish approves of gay unicorn sex.

Jeebus fish approves of gay unicorn sex.

TitTip: Dicks are delicate.

A burnt unicorn broke this delicate cock.

A burnt unicorn broke this delicate cock.

Decorate The Shit Out of Some Cookies Start decorating the cookies. This shit is as easy as 1, 2, 3.

1: Outline the shitty cookies.

1: Outline the shitty cookies.

2: Flood the shitty cookies.

2: Flood the shitty cookies.

3: Write fun, appropriate words on the shitty cookies.

3: Write fun, appropriate words on the shitty cookies.

Setting The Mood Arrange the cookies up in a romantic manner.

Bitches love roses and cookies with sexy messages on them.

Bitches love roses and cookies with sexy messages on them.

If you are wondering why you haven't found true love, it's probably cause you haven't tried anal, you snooty cunt.

If you are wondering why you haven’t found true love, it’s probably cause you haven’t tried anal, you snooty cunt.

Anal fissures are usually caused by tentacles.

Anal fissures are usually caused by tentacles.

If you set the cookies up correctly, you may be lucky enough to participate in some tip touching. Titbit: Tip touching is fucktacular.

It's like Michelangelo made this shit himself.

It’s like Michelangelo made this shit himself.

If you can’t touch tips, then try some…

Probably the best of all the sexes.

Probably the best of all the sexes.

Remember this Valentine’s Day: Don’t be a dick. Eat a dick.

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