Holy fuck! Diabeetus tastes sooooooo good! To get my sugar fix, I made peanut butter bars, but I substituted cookie butter for peanut butter and produced a diabeetus-filled treat!
There was something missing, but what the fuck was it?
So far, it didn’t look like it had the diabeetus touch. I needed to make it glaringly obvious that consumption of this shittacular treat would give the consumer instantaneous diabeetus.
Question: How does one make a dish look like instant diabeetus?
Answer: Just pile a fuckton of candy on the top and the sides, and draw a diabetic pussy on it.
You are once again super fuckin’ impressed with my artistic skillz.
Join me next time when I make an HIV-filled cheesecake. Mmmm…..AIDS.
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in place of the eggs in the recipe and make your own buttermilk. I am not aware of any vegan buttermilk that is commercially available, but making your own is so fuckin’ simple. To do this, put a 3/4 cup of your favorite vegan milk and half a tablespoon of vinegar in a bowl, mix it up, and then allow it to sit for about 10 minutes. The mixture will curdle a little bit, and then you know that shit is ready
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