Holy fuck! Diabeetus tastes sooooooo good! To get my sugar fix, I made peanut butter bars, but I substituted cookie butter for peanut butter and produced a diabeetus-filled treat!
There was something missing, but what the fuck was it?
So far, it didn’t look like it had the diabeetus touch. I needed to make it glaringly obvious that consumption of this shittacular treat would give the consumer instantaneous diabeetus.
Question: How does one make a dish look like instant diabeetus?
Answer: Just pile a fuckton of candy on the top and the sides, and draw a diabetic pussy on it.
You are once again super fuckin’ impressed with my artistic skillz.
Join me next time when I make an HIV-filled cheesecake. Mmmm…..AIDS.
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The Foul-Mouthed Baker 
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