Today is the 25th National Coming Out Day! It’s time to celebrate this fabulous shit with mother fuckin’ rainbow equality cookies!
I used the vanilla refrigerator cookie recipe from my old lady cookbook (Crocker, 1978), but I got the idea and some instructions from the Hungry Rabbit’s blog.
Ingredients
- 1 cup of diabeetus (AKA: sugar)
- 1 stick of vegan butter, softened
- 2 teaspoons of vanilla extract
- 2 VeganEgg
(prepped according to the package)
- 3 cups of all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon of salt
- 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
- Food coloring, all the fuckin’ colors
Instructions
Mix the first 4 fabulous ingredients, and gradually mix in the next 3 ingredients. When that shit is all mixed together, separate into 6 separate bowls and add a different food color to each bowl.
Look at the fuckin’ colorful fridge ready dough!
Refrigerate the dough for at least an hour. Then, roll that shit into equally sized rectangles (about 2 inches wide, 11 inches long and 1/4 of an inch thick).
TitTip: I drew a big, black rectangle and put that under the parchment paper I rolled the dough onto. This is a pretty fuckin’ clever way to keep all the rectangles the same size.
Fucktacular pride!
Refrigerate all the layers separately for an hour. Repeat until all your fuckin’ colors are gone.
If you are a planner, you can arrange the colors to resemble the pride flag. I made these cookies twice before I realized I fucked the order up. Fuck it, my goddamn heart was in the right place, and no one noticed since they were mesmerized by the colorful-ass cookies.
Stacked to fuckin’ perfection.
This is where I deviate from the Hungry Rabbit’s instructions. The first time I made these cookies all my layers got smashed together when I tried to cut them and this made them look shitty. The second time I froze the completely stacked dough for an hour and then cut it into segments (about a 1/4 of an inch thick). If you have trouble with runny colors, freeze that shit.
Once you cut the cookie dough, place those lil’ bitches about an inch apart on a pan and bake at 350 degrees for about 12 minutes.
The freshly cut dough and finished product. Consume and feel fabulous!
Not perfect, but fuckin’ close enough. Look at the Hungry Rabbit’s recipe if you want better looking cookies, you fuckin’ cookie snob.
So. Much. Pride.
Mother fuckin’ pride!
Here’s one of my cat rocking some rainbow feathers. Cats aren’t as judgmental as people think. They don’t give a fuck about anyone, but they do enjoy looking fabulous.
This pussy is fuckin’ fabulous.
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(prepped according to the package)
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