Last Jeebus Day my friends and family enjoyed festive Christmas Cock Cookies. I can’t do the same thing every year, but dicks are always in demand.
Erect Your Own Cock Cookies
It’s fuckin’ important to sketch out your ideas first. The best way is to grab and firmly grasp your phallic cookie cutter and trace a shitload of peckers on some paper.
If you are a creative bitch, like me, you will ejaculate ideas on the paper.
Check out Santa’s Oh face.
I was pretty fuckin’ impressed with myself, so I went ahead and baked up some boomsticks and started decorating that shit.
Happy lil’ fuck sticks.
The icing I used dries up pretty quickly, so it’s best to do one color at a time.
The antlers make the balls look pretty tasty.
I am so Jeebus-damned talented.
Here’s Frosty keeping his balls nice and toasty.
I’m pretty happy with how these lil’ cocks turned out. The last couple of times I’ve made wang-shaped cookies they fell apart, but these dicks stayed hard.
These cum guns are fully loaded.
What other designs could you come up with? Dick-shaped elves?
Oh, Christmas Dick tree. Oh, Christmas Dick tree. How lovely are your balls!
A bell with two balls? Maybe you could just make a penis and tie a festive bow around it?
Here’s Rudolph the red-nosed reindick.
An awkwardly shaped dreidel? You could cover the tip of the penis with a nicely wrapped box and have dick in the box cookies!
This cock is totally circumcised.
The fucktacular possibilities are endless!
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The Foul-Mouthed Baker 