It’s the day after Jeebus Day! Did you get everything you wanted? Show your loved ones you aren’t a bitter lil’ cunt about the thoughtless gifts they gave you by making them a shitily decorated cake.
Okay. You caught me. There’s a little bit of poison in it, but, I swear, it is just for added flavor and won’t kill you.
I made this cake about half a year ago, but I found a cake with a similar message yesterday. This person doesn’t put the messages on the cake on their own, but I feel like we could join forces and make something fucktacular together.
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The Foul-Mouthed Baker 
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